Lonely Hearts Club Thursday

Lonely Hearts Club Thursday

150 150 Ventnor Fringe

“I don’t see nothing wrong with a little bump n’ grind”.

    Nor do I Mr Kelly, nor do I. And neither does today’s fine piece of local totty, Miss T.

    What can I say about Miss T? Buxom, beautiful, brunette and opposed to Brexit, she is to be found around some proper good bangers at Parkside. If you also hated the new Independence Day movie and are, preferably, a strapping blonde male who likes a pun, email media@vfringe.co.uk or perhaps you’ll meet eyes with the gorgeous Miss T over a sausage….

“My mind is telling me no, but my body, 

my body is telling me yes”

Mr Kelly, I can only assume is referring to that extra portion of mash potatoes and gravy.

Darlings, yours affectionately, 

Miss Reid.   x x x