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October 2015

Barnageddon

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It’s that time of year folks, let’s get on down and have ourselves a good ole’ fashioned hoe down. The barn dance will be held tomorrow at Pier Street Playhouse from 3.30pm – no experience necessary! The wonderful Karen Tweed & The Dustbin Corner Ceilidh Band shall provide the music and get you up off your haunches for some no holds barred barnstompin’ mayhem. An optional, heartily encouraged fancy dress shall take place under the theme of Shipwrecks and Sailors – the world is your oyster! Prizes for under 8s, under 16s and over 16s.
 

I’m Hooked!

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Capitan Hook; our thoughts turn to the typical villain of a children’s story, like many others he is just the ‘big baddie’ who steps in the way of good ’cause he can. There’s no more to it. Is there?

Think again. In his show ‘I Hooky’, Olly Fry presents a whole new insight in to the mind of Hook, adding depth and seriousness (but not without humour!) to a character that is not so childish after all. And,not forgetting, his toy bear Smee!

Olly gives us the perfect one-man performance, captivating his audience entirely. He also gets the audience involved, adding spice to the soliloquy.

This is a truly great show; funny, dramatic and emotional – what more can you ask for?

By Evan Wragg

The Spirit Of Carnival

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What’s 126 years old, writhes along like a slug and closes more streets than Island Roads can shake a stick at? That’s right; it’s that time of year – VENTNOR CARNIVAL IS BACK!

The time of year the ashtray skies don’t get to us as much as they should do, the time of year the seasonal self-loathing lies dormant at the pit of our bloated, neglected stomachs. The time of year we turn a blind eye to all the austerity, injustice and cyborg Nazi warlords plaguing our existence. Come to arms brothers and celebrate like it’s 1999 – Mardi Gras style baby.

Now if you’re a carnival virgin this makes things a little tricky. It’s not exactly something some old hack can write about and expect you to understand, and as a self-certified old hack myself, I get this. Yeah sure it’s a procession, sure there are floats and costumes and pints of Fosters in plastics, but that is beside the point. It’s an other-worldly visceral experience man, it’s a helter skelter ride to the brightest star and back. You know the space vortex scene in 2001: A Space Odyssey? Mix that with Lord Summerisle burning a wicker man and you’re halfway there.

Open your eyes, open your minds and bring at least 10 quid for a Disney helium balloon. Catch you on the flipside.

The procession begins in the town at 7pm tomorrow.

Let’s Get Launch-y

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What’s the time, Mr Wolf? It’s bloody Ventnor Fringe time! A whole year has passed since we last saw you all. Did you miss us? Have you been keeping well? 

Fantastic.

The Ventnor Fringe team have been busy little bees this past year assembling the best Fringe to date. This year’s festival will be jam packed with EVEN MORE theatre and dance. 

    Even more than last year? You ask. Yes! Even more theatre and dance! Additionally there will be a side portion of local outdoor screenings and a healthy dollop of returning artists – all packed into one delectable, mouth-watering week.

    But wait, there’s more! The VFringe team even have a cheeky treat for you this year: The Ventnor International Festival. This whole section is dedicated to the International phenomenon’s of the Pokémon age; giving you peachy lot an even bigger and better experience. The Ventnor International Festival will play host to regular faces, Toby Thompson, Dizraeli and Bane (Probably not the notorious Batman villain but we don’t know how he spends his weekends). 

    Don’t they treat us so well?

Sadly the Woodland Bar won’t be returning to Fringe this year. It’s for the best, really. We wanted different things, we’re on two different paths and quite frankly we just need some space. I kid, I kid. The guys just thought it was time for a change. 

    Fortunately, it’s not all doom and gloom. There is a spectacular new venue; The Parkside & Outdoor Cinema located on Park Avenue.

Make sure you head on down to The Fringe Launch Party and welcome talk this evening at 7pm at the Observatory Bar. In previous years this event has commenced with a few words from festival director, Jack Whitewood followed by music and merriment.

    Various performances will be executed around Ventnor throughout the rest of the evening spanning from The Tempest at Ventnor Botanic Gardens to The Chalkpit Rubble Club at this year’s secret venue –pause for dramatic effect… 

    Last, but certainly not least, the evening will be drawn to a close by wonderful Parkside Comedy at, you guessed it folks, our brand spanking new Parkside venue. So much to do yet so little time! Don’t forget to pick up a copy of our free programme for you, your neighbour, your dog; whoever!

    P.s. The Observatory is a Poké-Gym

 

By Hollie Hayes

Lonely Hearts Club Saturday

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“What is love? Baby don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me no more”

Mr Hadaway was honest and direct in this lyric, wearing his heart on his proverbial shell suited sleeve. A sleeve that probably had a glow stick bracelet around it. Gosh, I miss the 90’s. Anyway! Today’s hard core house loving singleton is Mr L and he’s no Mister Vain. He has the key, if you have the secret?

Don’t leave him feeling blue (da ba dee). My good friend Mr L has a good eye for typefaces and an encyclopaedic knowledge of James Bond. Mr L is looking for a feisty little snowboarding raver to join him on the ski slopes of love. If you would like to meet Mr L for a cider, drop us an email – media@ vfringe.co.uk, or drop by the media room at the Ventnor Exchange and I’ll hook you up. Because I’m good to you like that.

My sweet darlings, remember, only love can set you free. 

 

Yours, Miss Reid xxx

Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear.

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Admittedly I am not what you call an avid theatre goer. For those theatre buffs that are quick to scruinise I say nay and be silent!

Only having a brief knowledge of Richard II’s persecution, I was wholeheartedly consumed by this play. Scena Mundi, BRAVO! The first half starts with some quite tense and somewhat aggressive scenes showing the dissolution of King Richard II’s crown. Though despair is a prominent tone for King Richard toward the end of the first half something even more terrible but upholding unravels in the second half.

I think the coronation of this show is definitely part two.

The mutiny unravelling in the beginning comes to light as Henry Bolingbroke and the King’s former followers plot against the throne and take his crown. By the end of part one I was drunk with worry for what were to happen, though I knew the outcome was inevitably death (come on, it is Shakespeare).

But who would die?  The second half shares some of the wittier remarks we have grown to love from Shakespeare. Despite the content of it being somewhat more shocking, the build of relationship within the communion and King Richard’s soliloquy is breath affirming.

This show will immerse you as a loyal or perhaps more to the point un-loyal subject to King Richard II’s court.

“God save the king” and no loyal subject to call amen.

I must admit I had to bite my tongue otherwise I was would most certainly have been alongside Richard II in his fall from grace. 

“Only In Ventnor…”

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Well hello there, it’s Poppy Janella your fashion guru. Today I’ll be giving you a run down of odd garments you would only find in Ventnor. So all you Mainlanders and visiting Ventnorians, listen up – This could make or break your dress code for the week….

  • Wellies when no rain is apparent.
  • Pyjamas worn as every day clothes 
  • Odd Earings upon each ear
  • A rather large Quiff
  • VELVET. there will be much velvet
  • A Cravat 
  • Terrifyingly bright colour combiniations. 
  • General lack of clothing due to our confusion with this ‘summer’ that happened one time… 
  • No socks allowed

 

 

 

 

 

FRESH LOCAL FISH

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Fresh local fish, hand cut chunky chips, and what is that I hear you say… CRAB ON CHIPS? 

Ventnor Haven Fishery have been proudly serving their local fish and chips for over 5 years now. Their summer special Crab on Chips rapidly becoming somewhat of a ‘national dish’ for our little Island. Let me guess… You may be thinking “why in the world crab on chips?”. It couldn’t be more simple – Fresh Ventnor crab meat, hand picked from the shell, on top of a portion of  those ‘soft on the inside, crunchy on the outside’ double cooked chips, and there you have it – it’s a taste sensation sweeping the southern coast. 

Ventnor Haven also offer a diverse range of local fish to top your chunky chips, some of which include your classic cod, plaice, whiting or ribs of skate. Try the breaded mackerel it’s been recommended to you by head fisherman and Co-founder of the Ventnor Haven, Geoff Blake, as “the perfect summer fish”. 

Open from 12pm – 7.30pm Daily, the fried fish shop is conveniently located opposite The Observatory on Ventnor sea front. So whilst soaking up some of that fabulous live music, grab yoursleves some good old fashioned fish and chips from the freshest place in town.

I’m Just Here For The Boos

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I had a big old row with the girlfriend last night I’m afraid to inform. Plates were flying, doors were slammed, it was awful, it really was. Luckily in the end she finally admitted we’ve got a poltergeist.

The Royal National Hospital was located in the same place as our Botanical Gardens are situated now and was opened in 1867 to deal with tuberculosis and other chest diseases. The climate of the area was an important factor in its choice of location and the hospital continued its vital work rehabilitating patients for over a century, until advances in medicine and the decline in these diseases resulted in its closure and demolition in 1969. ~ INSERT MOON LANDING CONSPIRACY HERE~

There are several accounts of demolition men and contractors of the old building being left as trembling husks after being “badly affected” by a secret voyeur they could sense but never see.

The terrifying accounts of evil spirits terrorising the grounds became so extreme that an official report was written up. There were numerous pleads for either the Anglican or Roman Catholic Church to investigate the area and to expel any undesirables but the exorcism was supposedly never performed. Several further accounts came to light before the demolition was completed in July 1969.

If you happen to be in the area be extra cautious not to rile up any of our incarcerated native souls, we really can’t be held accountable for their actions.

Huh? A sceptic are you? Well it just so happens that this ruggedly attractive, devilishly charming writer just happened to see one only the other day.

It was just outside the Botanical Gardens en route to St Lawrence when I came across a dead baby ghost. Actually on reflection that very well could just have been the handkerchief I dropped, I guess we’ll never know. In the words of TV hunk and cult idol David Duchovny, THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE.

It’s Vaguely Sunny

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An interview with VFringe veteran, all round legend and founder of Vaguely Sunny, Vic King…

Q. For those who don’t know, what is ‘Vaguely Sunny’? 

A. It’s an organisation. Well I say that, that makes it sound a bit grand. It’s a partnership of a small amount of people. We’ve been around for just short of 20 years.

We started by writing a book about the history of rock music on the Island. It came out in 1995 but was only done as limited edition which sold old out quite quickly so since the year after that we basically became music promoters. We mainly put on small-ish acoustic style gigs although we can branch out into other areas. We’ve put on plays, operas various other things, lectures, but the acoustic gig is the main theme that we do. Two examples of which we’re doing at the fringe, those are two typical Vaguely Sunny gigs.

Q. Why did you choose to call the organisation Vaguely Sunny?

A. I think if we sat around all day we’d never of chosen it! Luckily, and it’s a Ventnor story. When we did the book it was published under the business name ‘Isle of Wight Rock Archives’. If you’re putting up a poster, which we started to do, it’s not a great name for a promoter – people thought we were geologists or something!

So we were looking for a more snappy name, and while at Salisbury Gardens (then a council office), where I worked with a lovely lady called Lynn Clark. One day she was on the phone to someone asking about the weather, and after looking out the window she replied “well, vaguely sunny” and I thought Ah, that’s the name! It suits the weather, people’s personalities… We like the name! Lynn’s the originator of it, which we still remind her of.

Q. What inspired you to start Vaguely Sunny?

A. It’s all coming back to me now; doing this book gave us some money to work with. Now looking back at the end of 1995 there was little live music, nothing like the fringe back then, no hope of the Isle of Wight Festival coming back, no national bands coming around.

But the council published a document that set out what they want to do with planning etc. There was a clause tucked in somewhere saying there should be a permanent festival site- that was unusual as there were attempts in the mid 90’s to get the festival back but it was all very negative.

The applications were turned down largely because of, surprisingly, effects on tourism. Every time something big like that was proposed, people got scared and worried about drugs and sent letters of objection. So we thought let’s try to get people to send letters of support so we put this gig on at Newport FC in 1996 to flag up the issue. It was with Island bands and it when quite well and we’ve been doing it ever since.

Q. When did you first hear about the fringe?

A. We’re Fringe veterans, we heard about it a year before it started! Mhairi used to put on gigs as part of the Country Club. She helped us put on a gig for a Brading duo we were working with called the Adventurers. They wanted to tour the Island on bikes with a little trailer behind towing their instruments but it didn’t work out as there was far too much cycling!

I remember she said there was this chap called Jack Whitewood and he’s going to start something called the Ventnor Fringe, so I thought that sounded really interesting, and so it has been!

Q. How did you sell the idea of the Fringe to this year’s artists, Boo Herwerdine and the folk duo Josienne Clark & Ben Walker?

A. Boo has been here before so he knew who we were and what he was dealing with. With Josienne Clark & Ben Walker, that was interesting as for the first time I was involved in programming Rhythmtree Festival- which I thought would suit them well. Just after I thought why not book them for the Fringe? Artists like the idea of coming here, they’re well looked after, it’s a slightly different Festival and the idea of coming (to the island) is always appealing.

Q. What are you looking forward to at this year’s fringe?

A. Tuesday is our day, looking forward to The Millennium Plays, and a couple musicians we know, Mark Hickman & Karen Tweed, afterwards. And I can’t not mention Undecided! I think they’re a crazy bunch but really original work; really looking forward to Undecided.

Q. What’s next in the pipeline for Vaguely Sunny?

A. Ah, it’s quite an ambitious thing that we got asked to help with last year and went really well. It’s the Harp Festival in Ryde, 7th-11th October; just music of the harp any connection with the harp, jazz, Scottish music. Got people from America, someone from Senegal and lectures- takes a lot of work but good fun.

Q. Any thoughts as to bring out a second album of Island Music?

A. Wouldn’t think so, how Island music has organised itself since then (the first album released in 2000); everybody’s got much more scope to put stuff out now. It’s not priority at the moment.

Q. What are you currently listening to?

A. Changes all the time! Just come back from Conway, Ireland, where there’s a big arts festival and some bands gave me CDs, [including] a quirky band called My Fellow Sponges, so listening to that… Digging out some Boo Herwerdine; my taste can change, I’m a bit fickle!

Q. If you were stranded on a desert island, what would be the one thing you would have?
 

A. Record player! Some means of playing music, it would help the frustration.

Q. Any advice for young people looking at the music industry?
 

A. Keep all the music yourself, keep control of all the stuff yourself, do the music at your own speed. Keep control of it don’t give it a way to some nasty shark whose going to make a million and you won’t.

By Evan Wragg