Slightly vertically challenged, ABSOLUTLEY ADORABLE young lady wants to know the answer to the following questions…
- Do you enjoy tweed?
- Do you feel life is better with red wine on tap?
- Do you find yourself in the odd Shakesperian play?
- Do you have a pulse?
If the answer is yes to any of these questions, then I will be willing to consider your application to be a doting suitor. Please drop a post it note through the artist registration window at The Exchange with your vital statistics and phone number. I’M WAITING FOR YOU. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
Note from the Editor – Someone please respond, she hasnt let me leave the press office for three days. For god’s sake PLEASE SOMEONE MALE RESPOND.